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A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer.
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, it would shake the very foundations of the Universe....
A hundred cartloads of anxiety will not pay an ounce of debt.
A hundred mouths, a hundred tongues, and throats of brass, inspired with iron lungs. -- Virgil
A hundred years ago we were much smarter; then you lived until you died and not until you were just run over.
-- Will Roge...
A hundred years from now, none of us will give a damn.
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
-- Augustine's Law Number VI -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
A hunk-o',hunk-o' burnin' love.
A hurricane is a blow job from Mother Nature!
A hurricane triggered by butterfly wings ...

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