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A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead.
A hospital is no place to be sick. -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant turned famous movie produce
A host is a host from coast to coast And no one will talk to a host that's close Unless the host (that isn't close) is busy, hung or dead.
-- David Leshe...
A hot pepper sandwich is here.
A house divided......... is a duplex.
A house is never perfectly furnished for enjoyment, unless there is a child in it rising three years old, and a kitten rising six weeks.
-- Southey...
A house is not a home. -- Polly Adler. American madam.
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
-- Margaret Fulle...
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?
The housewife replies: "Four!". The accountant say...
Ahoy!

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