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A husband and wife should never go to bed mad when they still have the stamina to stay up and fight.
Why deprive the neighbors of something far more interesting than television?...
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland (1876-1950)...
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties.
He should insult her in the privacy of the home. -- James Thurbe...
A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six.
Ah! Valere, all men say the same thing to women; all are alike in their word
heir actions only show the difference that exists between them. -- Moliere...
Ah, well, I attended Juliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School.
I travel quite extensively. I live through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that....
Ah, well. I didn't find a mate, but I did save the conference as well as your reputations.
All in a day's work I suppose. -- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
Ah, well, then, I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- in R.H. Sherard Life of Oscar Wilde (1906) p....

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