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Airhead / bubble-brain.
Air is water with holes in it.
Airlifters penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load
Airline food -- Oxymoro
AIRLINE PILOTS do it at incredible heights.
Airline tickets have small print on them. It says, "Schedules are subject to change without notice.
I missed my plane in Houston by fifteen minutes. And believe me, I noticed it. -- Mark Dobrie...
Airline Virus: You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore
Airloin: The unidentified airline entree served in-flight.
AIR, n. A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Airplane. Guy is sitting asleep, fly open, completely exposed.
Next aisle, a guy's sitting there. He looks over and sees him....

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