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9. "Sixty Minutes" is on for a whole hour -- Dan Quayle's Top 10 TV complai
9) "Unearthed Arcana" by Umberto Eco: A huge volume filled with highly obscure information that Eco compiled in monastery libraries that have been sealed up for centuries.
The plot is so complicated...
9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: ---------------------------------- 1.
Would you like to see my boa constrictor?" 2. "Is that a false nose?...
A 100% right of return both ways.
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
A 16 ton weight fell on his toes. As soon as his toes rotted off, I doused the ox in gasoline and torched it.
-- YESKLD...
A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt! -- Famous Last Word
A 2 cent piece goes a long way nowadays - you can carry one around in your pocket for days before you can find anything to buy with it!
A 3.5 disk should fit in a 5.25 drive, right?
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.

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