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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A baseball pitcher with a sore arm was in the throws of agony.
A baseball player who makes a spectacular defensive play always leads off the next inning as batter.
-- Bob Smith...
Abasement, n. A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth or power.
Peculiarly appropriate in an employee when addressing an employer....
Abash'd the devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book iv, Line 846...
A basic premise is an absolute that permits no co-operation with its antithesis and tolerates no tolerance.
-- Hugh Aksto...
A Batch Stream that can not be arranged in improper order will be.
-- Troutman's Programming Postulate #3...
A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along And, unless I'm quite wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.
A bathroom hook will be loaded to capacity immediately upon becoming available.
ABATIS, n. Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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