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A banker is often a pawn broker with a manicure and a smile, in a suit.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. -- Bob Hope
A bank robber hits the biggest bank in LA.
A bank robber in Buffalo entered and placed a bag over his head.
He forgot to poke eyeholes and was blinded, and promptly tackled by security guards and customers....
A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but to deposit the money in his checking account.
-- Bill Bryso...
A banner with the strange device. -- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882) -- Excelsio
A bard here dwelt, more fat than bard beseems.
-- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Castle of Indolence, Canto i, Stanza 68...
A bard with a 10 charisma. Not good.
A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth. -- George Prentice
A Barfing Bush is worth a Quail in the woods!

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