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A baby is lots more fun than differential equations.
A baby is the human race's way of insisting that the universe give it another chance.
-- Solomon Sho...
... a baby's arm holding an apple.
A baby stroller is last year's fun on wheels.
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping. -- Samuel Lover (1797-1868) -- The Angel's Whispe
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied to one.
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. -- Ed Wy
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