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Artificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
As a general rule, the freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter.
As of 1992, they're called European Economic Community fries.
As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most.
A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.
A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
Bumper sticker: Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy
Buracracy is a challenge to be confronted with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary.
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