Quotations - Laws

Quotations - Laws

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Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. Laws of Computer Programming, X
Design flaws travel in groups. Fifth Law of Desig
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. Ducharme's Precep
Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.
Ed's Fifth Rule of Procrastinatio...
In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.
Ehre's Double-Door Law...
The other line moves faster. Etorre's Observatio
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. Finagle's First Law
No matter what the experiment's result, there will always be someone eager to
(a) misinterpret it. (b) fake it. or (c) believe it supports his own pet theory....
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Finagle's Third Law...
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse. Finagle's Fourth Law

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