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Shredded cabbage goes great with shredded carrots and mayonnaise. Cole's Law
Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Laws of Computer Programming, I
Any given program costs more and takes longer. Laws of Computer Programming, II
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. Laws of Computer Programming, III
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Laws of Computer Programming, IV
Any program will expand to fill available memory. Laws of Computer Programming, V
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
Laws of Computer Programming, VI...
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
Laws of Computer Programming, VII...
Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug. Laws of Computer Programming, VIII
Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
Laws of Computer Programming, IX...

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