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Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good.
Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading
Was it done, is it being done, or is something to be done?...
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Trying to establish voice contact...please yell into keyboard.
Turnaucka's Law: The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Twenty percent of zero is better than nothing. -- Walt Kelly
Two can live as cheaply as one for half as long. -- Howard Kandel
Two is not 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
Two percent of zero is almost nothing.
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