Quotations - Old

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Two things I like the best in life -- hot cars and fast women.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule.
You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it....
Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison.
-- Henry David Thoreau...
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's just the opposite.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith...
Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it can wait.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic......
Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible.
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Using a morning star in the evening has no effect.

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