Quotations - Old

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Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse
but there's nothing quite like it......
After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare...
After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.
After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything. Just in case.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schille
Aide to Raygun: Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget cuts.
Raygun himself: Tell them they'll have to help themselves....
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

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