Quotations - Old

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Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Be careful when eating bananas. Monsters might slip on the peels.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love...
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture a...
Before he went off to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, Guinevere, into her chastity belt.
Then he summoned his loyal friend and subject Sir Lancelot. "Lancelot, noble knight," said Arth...
Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of
(1) a date (2) his wife...
Being ugly isn't illegal. Yet.
Bend over and take it like a man!
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence. -- Time Bandi
Better leave the dungeon, otherwise you might get hurt badly.

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