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Our parents were never our age.
Nothing was ever accomplished by a reasonable person.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
In the country of the blind the one eye'd man is king.
He who laughs last has not been told the terrible truth.
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. -- Mae We
I'm really enjoying not talking to you, so let's not talk again real soon, okay?
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
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