Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love
Never use "etc." -- it makes people think there is more where there is not or that there is not space to list it all, etc.
Never use your best weapon to engrave a curse.
Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.
-- R. A. Heinlei...
Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.
Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law: A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.
Nirvana? Thats the place where the powers that be and their friends hang out. -- Zonker Harri

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