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Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition.
Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results....
Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none. -- William Shakespeare
Not all rumors are as misleading as this one.
Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree.
-- Professor W....
Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will the most harmful error then be discovered.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
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