Quotations - Old

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Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. -- D. J. Hick...
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Arnold's Addendum: Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....
Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Parkinson's Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.
Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. -- Eric Hoffe
Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

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