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Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it. -- Andrew Young
Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
-- Nero Wolfe...
Nothing recedes like success. -- Walter Winchell
Nymphs are blondes. Are you a gentleman?
O'Riordan's Theorem: Brains x Beauty = Constant. Purmal's Corollary
As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero....
O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard. -- Dr. Joy
Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
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