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• A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
• A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
  -- Elbert Hubbard, "Epigram...
• A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. -- Elbert Hubbard
• The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know.
  -- Napoleon Bonaparte...
• By "radical" I understand one who goes too far; by "conservative" one who does not go far enough
  by "reactionary" one who won't go at all. -- Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924) speech NYC 29 Jan....
• There is one inflexible rule of television. No show is too bad to be run during the summer.
• You're too fat in the first place, you know it's true.
  You're too fat in the second place too. -- Homer Hayne...
• A bigamist is a guy who took one too many.
• Being too drunk to fish is like being too fat to bowl - impossible.