Quotations By Famous People

Quotations By Famous People

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For once, somebody may call me "Sir" without adding, "...you're making a scene." -- Homer Simpso
Operator! Give me the number for 911! -- Homer Simpso
Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies.
If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever....
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks!
And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. -- Homer Simpso...
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
-- Homer Simpso...
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
-- Homer Simpso...
If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English. -- Homer Simpso
Son, when you participate in sporthing events, it's not whether you win or lose.
.. it's how drunk you get. -- Homer Simpso...
Ahhh... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? -- Homer Simpso
Rock stars... is there anything they don't know? -- Homer Simpso

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