Quotations By Famous People

Quotations By Famous People

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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Richard Harkness, The New York Times, 1960...
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brow...
There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone.
That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup...
Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again.
F. P. Jone...
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adam...
Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?
"Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II...
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money.
What's important is that you continue to do so. ...
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
Ashleigh Brillia...
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. -- Ashleigh Brillia
Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

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