Quotations By Famous People

Quotations By Famous People

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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone....
I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex.
What a coincidence!...
One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz
Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?
' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison....
Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbour.
In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe...
Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.

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