Quotations By Famous People

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Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French...
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jone
Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Alle...
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
(1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President. (3)...
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagne...
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions.
The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing...
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde

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