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2358: I'm incredibly stoned.
Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night.
Set him on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life....
For every complex question there is an answer that is simple, clear, and wrong.
Moo.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, but only 4 to pull the trigger of a finely tuned sniper rifle.
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!
Everybody else wants to hear me talk. I wanted to hear myself talk." -- R. Kelly
When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts." -- Steven Pearl
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