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Cogito, ergo checksum
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in very large groups.
Engineering does not require science. Science helps a lot, but people built perfectly good brick walls long before they knew why cement works.
-- Alan Cox...
Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave and we must all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Communopoly: Do not pass Go, comrade. Move directly to Siberian Death Camp.
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics.
Even if you win, you're still retarded....
I'm on warm milk and laxatives... Cherry flavored antacids" -- Nirvana, "Pennyroyal Tea
Survival of the fittest, man... And we've got the fucking gun!

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