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• Although you tied it incorrectly, the rope becomes free.
• It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's joined the choir invisible!
• When a resolute fellow steps up to that great bully
  he world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find that the beard comes off in his hand, that it was only tied on to scare away timid adventurers....
• His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, And his penis split .
  .. and his ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot won't squawk!
  He's ceased to be! He's expired, and gone to meet his maker!...
• Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through him.
  It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be....
• Ant Boy calmly prepares to execute his new friend ant-style.
  .. by PINCHING OFF HIS HEAD! -- Ant Boy...
• The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club.
  Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding....
• The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club.
  Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding....