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• Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
• Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the men in the office as Secretariat -- not because she's a good secretary but because she's a wonderful mount.
• Don't you think you're being rather high-handed, young man?
  You thought you saw a young girl enter the yard....
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
• Did you hear about the Newfie who joined the Navy because he heard that Waves are the best humpers--but he drowned trying to prove it.
• Picard: "Are you responsible for this incident in Engineering?
  Q: "Of course! I needed to find out if what I suspected about the girl were true....