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• You find yourself amusing, Herr Blackadder. I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
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• You look sharp today, sir." "You looken sharpen todayen, mein Herr.
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  At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...