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Men may come and men may go, but a cast iron dildo is hard to top.
Men who eat like a horse seldom are hung like one.
MENAGE A TROIS -- one plus one making one.
Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but young enough to look forward to it.
MIDGET CIRCUMCISION -- tiny trim.
MILITANT FEMINIST -- adamant Eve.
MILLIONAIRE CUNNILINGUIST -- Midas muffer.
MINIVIBRATORS -- toys for twats.
Misery is being called away from the orgy to take an obscene phone call.
MISTRESS -- something between a mister and a mattress.
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