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ENDURANCE IN BED -- Sheet mettle.
FLUCTUATING PERIOD -- A wandering menstrual.
FRIGID WIFE'S NIPPLES -- The tips of the iceberg.
GAY ARSONIST -- A flaming faggot.
Given a wash-and-wear revolution, a shrewd old Chinese landryman has converted his shop into a pay as-you-enter, fast-pop bordello.
The first thing a client sees is a sign over the cash register tha...
GREAT LOWER -- An ace in the hole.
HAMBURG FELLATRICE -- HERR BLOWER.
HAMMOCK HUMP -- Getting one's ass in a sling.
If a threesome sexual arrangement is a MENAGE A TROIS, then a foursome one might logically be a KUMQUAD.
INCESTUOUS YOKEL -- A country humpkin.
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