Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw
Moral indignation is, in most cases, 2% moral, 48% indignation, and 50% envy. --Vittorio de Sica
The more I see of man . . . the more I like dogs. -- Madam de Stael
There's nothing wrong with the average person that a good psychiatrist can't exaggerate.
--Toronto Star Newspape...
In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take. --Adlai Stevenso
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. --Publius Syru
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. -- Pubilius Syru
With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
-- James Thurbe...
A great many open minds should be closed for repairs. --Toledo Blade Newspape
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
--Lilly Tomlin, actress, author and commedia...

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