Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one's preparation for it. --David Searle
I never thought much of the courage of a lion-tamer.
Inside the cage he is at least safe from people. -- George Bernard Shaw...
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you.
Their tastes may not be the same. --George Bernard Shaw...
Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?
-- George Bernard Shaw...
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
--George Bernard Shaw...
Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
-- George Bernard Shaw ...
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. --George Bernard Shaw
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. -- George Bernard Shaw

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