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I don't believe in fairies. Oops! A fairy died. I don't believe in fairies.
Oops! Another fairy died. Shlomi Fish...
The prefix "God Said" has the extraordinary logical property of converting any statement that follows it into a true one.
Shlomi Fish...
A Jewish Deduction The Bible dictates that "Thou shalt not seethe [= cook] a kid [= young goat] in his mother's milk.
To avoid any possibility of breaking that regulation, the Jewish tradition rule...
I used to be arrogant. Now I'm simply Perfect. Ronen Borshack
If the ancient Greeks had invented UNIX, Murphy's Law would have been known as Aristotle's Law.
Had they invented MS-Windows, Murphy's Law would have been known as the Law of Socrates....
Microsoft's slogan used to be "Microsoft - making it all make sense.
Today it should be: "Microsoft - making everything make sense. Ours." Shlomi Fish...
Linux - Because Software Problems Should not Cost Money. Shlomi Fish
The American Lottery - all you need is a dollar and a dream.
We will take the dollar, but you can keep the dream. Shlomi Fish...
Shit Happens" according to the religions of the world (Deltas by Shlomi Fish) Judaism
God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes you take the blame for it anyways....
Let's interpret the past according to the present and not the present according to the past.
Shlomi Fish...

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