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• If I could kick my own butt, I would amaze myself!
• One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
• Lisa: Ewwww, gross. Momm! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
  Bart: [hastily pulls up his pants] Oh sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt....
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.
  Bart: We've seen it, Dad. Homer at the Ba...
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
  Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....
• If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards. -- Jamie Fa
• Yeah, I've been injured. I've got a big crack in my butt. -- Butthead