Simpsons Sly Social Commentary

Simpsons Sly Social Commentary

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Mr. Smithers, in the future, to a dead but cyrogenically preserved Mr.
Burns: Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back....
A sign for Kent Brockman's TV station in the future read
CNNBCBS: A division of ABC Episode: 2F15 Lisa's Wedding...
Lisa: Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield. Mrs. Parkfield
Thank you, Lisa. They were made for the finest family in Britain....
Lisa on Lollapalooza: Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
Bart: Eh, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel. Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza
Teen1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Teen1: I don't even know anymore....
Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life.
Uh... Christianity. Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
Kim Gordon: Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.
Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
Skinner at the entrance to a historical park: Five dollars a child?
! Last year it was free! Woman at counter: Hmph, new ownership....

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