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Evan Covoner, of the U.S. State Department: As I'm sure you remember, in the late 1980s the US experienced a short-lived infatuation with Australian culture.
For some bizarre reason, the Aussies thoug...
Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man.
Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't tattle....
Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend, not her competitor.
I mean...she is a wonderful person... Bart: Way to go, Lis....
Krusty: [saying a pre-meal blessing] Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.
Homer: Hee hee hee hee hee! He's talking funny-talk! Lisa: No Dad, that's Hebrew! Krusty...
At the KBBL Radio Studios, the announcer says: And, in order to keep our broadcasting licence, we devote Sunday night dead time to public service shows of limited appeal.
Episode: 8F05, Like Fathe...
The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky, on their joint radio show
Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights....
Newspaper headline reads: PARADE TO DISTRACT JOYLESS CITIZENRY Episode: 3F13 Lisa the Iconocla
TOXIC WASTE -- DO NOT EAT. Warning on Barrel Episode: 9F10 Marge vs. the Monorail
Jebediah: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelb.: Yes, and ma...
Grandpa [lying on the grass]: The grass is sharper than the grass in my day.
.. Episode: AABF16, The Old Man and the 'C' Stude...

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