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• Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
  -- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
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  You're back with your family now where there's nothing to be afraid of....
• Homer: Look at that. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time.
  Mr. Peabody: Correction, Homer, you're the second....
• Homer: Aah! OK, don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.
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• See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
  -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
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• Homer arrives in the past] Homer: This time I'm not going to touch a thing.
  [a tyrannosaurus rex attacks him] Aah!...