Lovejoy: Because Of Last Week's Problems, We'll Be Taking Certain Precautions With This Week's Collection.

Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
Marge: You just answered your own question with that commode mouth....
Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
Marge: You just answered your own question with that commode mouth....
Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
You do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand....
Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?...
Bart: Mom, Reverend Lovejoy doesn't have a coat. Should I let him in?
Lovejoy: My coat was stolen at last week's interfaith banquet....
Bart: I guess you don't need it now, but, we had a plan too.
Myers: Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it to last week, when I might've cared....
Marge: It's almost lunch time. Do you know where your brother is tutoring?
Lisa: Pfft. Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching is guerilla combat in Shelbyville....