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Bart: [strangled] Shee, Ba-ba-ba-ba -- Lisa: Please, Bart, I've Seen Your Stupid Shemp.
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Bart: [strangled] Shee, ba-ba-ba-ba --
Lisa: Please, Bart, I've seen your stupid Shemp.
Bart: Gna-gna-gna-gna --
Lisa: Yeah, I've seen your Curly too!
-- Bart tries to warn Lisa of the walking undead,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
Ba, ba, ba ... ba, Barbara Anne ...
Lisa: Bart, what's wrong? Bart: [in a monotone] I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.
Lisa: [expectantly] And? -- That's it?, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
[they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
He only wants the glue because I'm using it....
Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....
Bart: Kolchak..Mannix..Banacek..Dano! [-poof- Lisa turns into a snail] Lisa
What's wrong? Bart: I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become....
Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...