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Mother Goose: Attention Familes. This Is Mother Goose.
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Mother Goose: Attention familes. This is Mother Goose. The following
cars have been broken into...
-- Thieves work the kiddie park, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
Related:
I don't believe in god because I don't believe in Mother Goose. -- Clarence Darrow
Lisa: Wait Dad! Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat meat!
I've got enough gazpacho for everyone. [Crowd murmurs....
Father Bear: {Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. } Mother Bea
{[Distorted due to technical problems]} Baby Bea...
Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies away.
Bart and Lisa: Noooooo! Homer: Mainly your mother. Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
CWG: Chase Wild Goose
Feather by feather the goose is plucked.
Propaganda - A socially correct goose!
Three women and a goose make a market.
Lisa, you're learning many valuable lessons tonight.
and one of them is to always give your mother the benefit of the doubt....