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Lisa, You're Learning Many Valuable Lessons Tonight.
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Lisa, you're learning many valuable lessons tonight. and
one of them is to always give your mother the benefit of the doubt.
-- Marge, "Two Cars in Every Garage,
Three Eyes on Every Fish"
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