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• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
  Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
• Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
  Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night?...
• Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
  Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....
• Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
  Mindy: [bright] OK. Homer: [mocking] "OK!" [They sit on the bed] Mindy...
• Mindy: Hi Homer... Homer: Mindy! [clears throat, glances at prepared speech on his hand which is now smeared] Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert.
  [reads] "Muh...Murphy: Use...you are a elf....
• Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
  I think she has a degree in Engineering or something....
• Grunting and slurping noises] Mindy: [mouth full] I can't believe we ordered so much!
  Homer: Oh, something's missing...ooh! One of the turkeys fell behind the bed!...
• Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
  [He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air] Home...