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• Barney: When I first heard about the operation, I was against it.
  But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it!...
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
  Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
  Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...
• Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
  Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
  Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
• Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"] W, X, Y, and Z.
  Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me....