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• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
• Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say, "President Neighbor"!
  I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd....
• Homer: Oh, man: I've only got one minute 'till they stop serving those breakfast balls!
  [stops behind Bush at the drive thru] George...
• Maude: What brings you to Springfield? Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about politics.
  So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America....
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place. Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us!
  That fancy house'll never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in _this_ neighborhood....
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....