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Burns: Oh, Quit Cogitating, Steinmetz, And Use An Open-faced Club.
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Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club.
The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich.
-- One-track mind,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
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Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club!
A sand wedge! Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich....
I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
-- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
You kids should thank your mother. Now that she's a better person, we can see how awful we really are.
-- Homer at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
-- Lisa rides the pony at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
-- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Oh, he wants that corn so much!
-- Homer watches Bumblebee man, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch", but the culottes say "You're paying".
-- At the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Oh, this game could mean big things for me, Marge. If I beat Mr.
Burns, I mean really wallop him bad, I'm sure to get that big raise I've been gunning for!...