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• Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
  [She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....
• Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights.
  In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup....
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
• on "Bite Back"] Kent: Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat?
  Apu: No -- I mean, yes -- I mean -- uh oh. [sweats] [Apu turns off the TV] I think I come off very well....
• Apu: [grabs a tofu dog off the grill] Quick, quick, no time to cook them -- they will plump in my stomach.
  [quickly eats the hot dog] [drinks some beer quickly and burps] [spots a pretty woman] Hello, beautiful....
• Lisa: The rich are different from you and me Marge
  Yes, they're better. -- Socially better, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
  He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it....
• Homer drives to the entrance of the country club] Marge
  Homer, what are you doing? Homer: I'm driving up to the main building....
• Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not qualified!
  [There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see....