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It Wouldn't Be Right To Buy Something Just For Me.
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It wouldn't be right to buy something just for me. If it were a
suit we all could wear, maybe...
-- Marge tries on a Chanel suit,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
Related:
Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
Marge: Miss? Miss? Do you have a Chanel suit or any other high quality clothes?
Saleswoman: No, ma'am, but we do have a shipment of slightly burned Sears activewear coming in this afternoon....
Marge: Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
Homer: [yawns] Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?...
Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
Apu: Oh, Mrs. Simpson, you are looking very prosperous today.
Might I interest you in some of our impulse items here by the cash register?...
Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Lisa: The rich are different from you and me Marge
Yes, they're better. -- Socially better, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
-- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...