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• Hurlbut: Sorry if I startled you, but I do love to talk Jebediah, even when I'm drinking my chicory.
  Lisa: Hi, I'm Lisa Simpson. I'm researching a report on Jebediah....
• Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious forgery.
  Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by this sort of hoax -- the so-called confession....
• Wiggum: Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!
  Hurlbut: No, that's the skeletion _of_ Jebediah....
• This case holds our most treasured exhibit: objects owned and used by Jebediah [Springfield].
  This is his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom....
• Hoover: Ralph, A. Janey, A. And Lisa, for your, ahem, essay "Jebediah Springfield
  Super Fraud", F. Lisa: But it's all true. Hoove...
• Lisa: Hi, Apu. Can I put these posters up in your window?
  Apu: Well, of course you can, you little pixy. You are just as sweet as the stix which bear your name....
• Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
  .. is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's skull and uses it as a dummy] [as skull] Oh, I wish chief....
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Lisa: Ooohh, you are SO cute, yes you are you are I just LOVE you.
  Marge: [Laughs] See. It was a good idea to come here after all....